The Gold Holy Utopia of North Anarchisticstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by NOBODY with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.707 billion Anarchistics love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Anarchisticstanian economy, worth 592 trillion brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 159,765 brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The North Anarchisticstan Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for North Anarchisticstan, NOBODY's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Anarchisticstan's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Anarchisticstan is ranked 7,571^st in the world and 394^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 38.68 average smiles per day.